Mi naem haz been changed...eet iz now SAMSON NO!!! Ai doen lik mi new naem, cuz eet meenz Mum or Pop finks ai doen sumfing bad. Ai nawt bad jus misunnerstood. Ai still lub Mum an Pop, butt dey kin getz rid ob da cat bruvvers ani tyme now.
Boofs and tayle wags,
Lubz; Samson No!!!