Eva the Musical Inspiration

From lolcatburglar on ICanHasCheezburger (I love this!! thanks, LCB!!!!)

(If you aren’t used to lolspeek:
1) sound it alphabetically;
2) a ‘splort’ is when your brain explodes from excessive cuteness
3) CHRG is to keep your brain contained in case of splorts (I suggest you see the lolspeek dictionary

lolcatburglar
March 28th, 2009 at 6:43 am

Teh Hed-Splortaion
(wif aplolgies to Carlole King and (Big) Little Eva)

Everybuddy’s doin’ a brand-new dans, now
(Come on Cheezfrenz, do the Hed-Splortation)
I knoes u’ll get to like it if u gibs it a chance now
(Come on Cheezfrenz, do teh Hed-Splortation)
That little baby Eva is so full of skweee
Don’t forget to b wearing C-H-R-Gs
So come on, come on, do teh Hed-Splortation wif me.
U gotta hold ur branes in. Come on, Cheezfrenz.
One look! Heds splort! Well, now, I think u’ve got it Sport.

Now that u can do it, let’s splort our branes, now.
(Come on Cheezfrenz, do teh Hed-Splortation)
A grey-matter asplosion wifout any pain, now.
(Come on Cheezfrenz, do teh Hed-Splortation)
Do it nice and easy, now, just lose control:
A little bit of dizzy and a lot of LOLS.
So come on, come on, do teh Hed-Splortation wif me.

Clean up aisle four after Hed-Splortation
(Come on Cheezfrenz, do teh Hed-Splortation)
Pick up all teh branes and then re-hydration.
(Come on Cheezfrenz, do the Hed-Splortation)
There’s never been a dans that’s so easy to do.
U just has to watch Eva on teh Tube of You.
So come on, come on, do teh Hed-Sploration wif me.

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